R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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