I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im holly from the hills drunk
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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