hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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