Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
