my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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