I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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