I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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