I didn't shave. On purpose
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
