I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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