I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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