JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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