Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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