Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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