Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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