we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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