So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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