K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think a kid would responsible me up
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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