That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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