This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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