i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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