She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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