look no pants
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
My vagina is very pro this idea
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