if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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