didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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