Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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