All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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