I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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