Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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