Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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