Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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