Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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