Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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