dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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