We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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