What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found puke in my bra..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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