Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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