Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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