I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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