Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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