True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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