doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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