in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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