can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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