i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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