She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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