maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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