Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
