I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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