So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Actions speak louder than pants.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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