goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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