saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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