Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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