It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My vagina just recognized that song.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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