I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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