ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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