you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
